Its (almost the) Last Day to Join Zee Declaration of You!

Its (almost the) Last Day to Join Zee Declaration of You! This is me, Pierre François Frédéric, zee host of Zee Declaration of You. I am here with my cat Maude, my banner, and my party hat. Oh! And my favorite sweater. I like it because the P stands for me, and I have zee big head. Bonjour! Michelle is on zee vacation, and I wanted to make sure all of zee ladies (OK, OK, and gentlemen) knew that sign-ups for Zee Declaration of You will end on October zee 24th. Ladies, October zee 24th is THIS SUNDAY! I apologize for zee shouting, but that is very soon and this is very important. So make sure that you register for Zee Declaration of You by then or else you will miss out! I will also miss out, because from what I can see, you are tres magnifique on both zee inside and zee outside. If you want more information about Zee Declaration of You, then come visit zee website! There is more of me and my blue pony, Jean-Luc, to be found. Adios! I kid, I kid. Adieu!